I've got pencils older than my nieces
Hell I've got pencils older than me
I've got t-shirts from '87
Hell, I've got a skirt from '73
How I miss
The twentieth century
Where I left
The good half of me
Stapled it to '99
Got a steep graffiti fine
And I paid it
When cynicism
And with pride
-
You know, I've bought half my house already 'n
I wanna drag it
From dorm to dorm
I've picked out my wedding stockings
But they aint getting worn
I'll get them out and sigh
When they get caught and torn
Never torn from my thigh
In lust
Or in scorn
I've got teacups in my bottom drawer
I've got sex toys in the top
I've got pictures of my missus'
Pinned to the wall with kisses
And I stop.











